A man is being chased by a lion in the jungle.
As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and prays.
'GOD WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE THIS
LION A CHRISTIAN!'
As requested, God makes the lion a Christian. As it reaches him, the lion kneels down and prays;
'THANK YOU LORD FOR PROVIDING THIS
MEAL. BLESS AS I EAT. AMEN'
Moral of the story ? Be Specific.
For instance, when you ask God to make you a millionaire do not forget to specify the currency because you may become a millionaire in Zimbabwe dollars (1 US Dollar = 371,283,808.37 Zimbabwe Dollars)
And you don't want to be carrying your money like this