May 23, 2008

... because even the Loch Ness monster recognizes their greatness.

He was seen doing this to the all the Manchester United Haters.



Go Lochy. I feel you man!

A man is being chased by a lion in the jungle.



As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and prays.



'GOD WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE THIS
LION A CHRISTIAN!'

As requested, God makes the lion a Christian. As it reaches him, the lion kneels down and prays;



'THANK YOU LORD FOR PROVIDING THIS
MEAL. BLESS AS I EAT. AMEN'


Moral of the story ? Be Specific.

For instance, when you ask God to make you a millionaire do not forget to specify the currency because you may become a millionaire in Zimbabwe dollars (1 US Dollar = 371,283,808.37 Zimbabwe Dollars)

And you don't want to be carrying your money like this


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