Oh I just had to!Stolen from The Goth Mom----------------Now playing: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Snow ((Hey Oh))via FoxyTunes...
What blow jobs and pancakes have in common
7 Dec 2008
5 Dec 2008
The Day I Answered to Stupid
The day I claim intelligence, remind me of this day.There is this new phenomenon across the Us that makes Americans lazy, as if they were not lazy enough to begin with. It's called the Redbox. It does sound like something that should come with a parental advisory warning, but it's actually kind of harmless....
19 Nov 2008
8 Oct 2008
A Raw Deal
We have this lengthy debates, DVP and I as to what we should eat, where, e.t.c. This is mainly because i don't care much for food and well, he.. he does. The man likes his food.Whether he has to go head to head with it, he will still eat it.Our food debates should be something the Americans sits down...
18 Sept 2008
What Nairobi Women are made of
Warning - Some images might be disturbing.I know that I walk around some Nairobi streets clutching my handbag as if my heart is hooked to it. That when my phone rings, I stop, look around nervously then slowly take it out of the bag. I then turn myself in to an impenetrable ball of human flesh and...
3 Sept 2008
Wordless Wednesday
...well, not exactly.I opened by blog and thought... I have nothing that has inspired me as a Wordless Wednesday post.I went for lunch at Yaya, a mall near my office and came across this:I guess when needs must..This Angel would have fallen worse had she been h...
Partying Gothic
In a couple of weeks, i turn a quarter of a century. It feels like just the other day, I was doing thisNo, i was not drowning, I was trying to have a birthday party - by the pool. It did not occur to me that alcohol and pools do not mix, or if you really have to, then you need to make sure that your...
2 Sept 2008
Bi-Curiosity
Being the liberal open-minded person that I am (claim to be), I set out to finding once and for all, whether I was all-the-way straight or half-bent… as that would be the opposite. Might as well before waking up one day, hubby, 2.5 kids, a dog and picket fence years down the line, only to discover that I love of the feminine body feel, apart from mine, of course. I do have my fights as to why one...
Of Birwatching Grooms
Reposted...from Feb 2007Haven't talked for a while… well, things been happening, and not really happening at the same time. I feel like I've been progressing, only to look back and feel like I've going under, and since I my eyes are still above the ground, I do not notice that my depth of field is getting smaller** DVP (Danish Viking Prince) left for Uganda, for what is meant to be a month. Meant...
Memoirs of a Non-Danish Princess...
Everything has an end; especially those that you never want to. Like a nice long holiday in one of the world's most beautiful islands, or a candlelit dinner by the beach with the waves lapping gently on the reefs and the shores, like making love in the calmness of the ocean in the middle of the night, and seeing a shooting start just then…being so excited that you forget to wish on it.I had promised...
28 Aug 2008
I want out
They say tears clean up your heart and its good to cry. It is good to cry when you choose to cry. but what about when you don't even want to? what about when they just flow?What about when you have cried and cried and you have nothing left and still your heart pours out? The dryness of what it leaks is what drives you to the abyss of rage so deep you want to ran away? Where do you run to? How do...
27 Aug 2008
Hail to the Prince (Prt 1)
I got an email from an avid reader who happens not to have a blog (so cannot link him) who asked who this DVP I talk about is. I told him that DVP is the man in my life, the guy who makes this angel love being on earth and love the fact that she did fall in the first place. I thought of referring him to earlier posts, but decided to generous and share the story.So here goes the fairy tale. All true.Not...
Crown jewels chopped
Not those ones. The Brits can go back to bed. Those are still standing. intact. working. and doing whatever crown jewels do when they are not on the head. or giving head.Other crown jewels.More important ones. Royal in their own special way. Unique some might even say. But 'some' say a lot of things.I agree it's a rite of passage, and maybe the men need to go through at least some kind of a painful...
14 Aug 2008
IgNobel awards for useless research
Scientists at St Andrews University hit the headlines after announcing a study into the reasons why people blush.Experiments will include asking volunteers to suck a baby's bottle, and to sing the national anthem in front of friends or strangers.But if that sounds weird, it's nothing compared with some of the more outlandish studies academics around the world have dreamed up to pass the time.Some...
A dose of my favourite stand-up comedian
10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 20008) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw,...
13 Aug 2008
Cartoon sex
Other artists hang out h...
If I Were A Sport...
You Are BoxingYou are assertive, strong, and downright aggressive.You have the power to demolish your opponent...And you have the endurance to make sure the job is finished.What Olympic Sport Are You?Stole the idea from AmyThis Angel would have fallen worse had she been h...
Wordless Wednesday #3 - A Zimbwabe Cheque
More cheques coming your ...
What Happens...
Life is what you wish you had but you don't. It is what you see from a far and yearn for, or in some cases, actually pursue it diligently, if only to have a taste of what you think other out there might be enjoying. Life wheezes pass you like that cab that won't stop when you hail, but will not hesitate to splash muddy waters on you on the pavement. And as you watch it speed away, you realize that...
Wordless Wednesday #2
Bottle opener gifts I don't want for ChristmasThough you can get me something from here h...
Wordless Wednesday #1
I'm inspiredAnd more inspiration h...
Why I'm not sending my son to Boy Scout
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