They say tears clean up your heart and its good to cry. It is good to cry when you choose to cry. but what about when you don't even want to? what about when they just flow?What about when you have cried and cried and you have nothing left and still your heart pours out? The dryness of what it leaks is what drives you to the abyss of rage so deep you want to ran away? Where do you run to? How do...
28 Aug 2008
27 Aug 2008
Hail to the Prince (Prt 1)
I got an email from an avid reader who happens not to have a blog (so cannot link him) who asked who this DVP I talk about is. I told him that DVP is the man in my life, the guy who makes this angel love being on earth and love the fact that she did fall in the first place. I thought of referring him to earlier posts, but decided to generous and share the story.So here goes the fairy tale. All true.Not...
Crown jewels chopped
Not those ones. The Brits can go back to bed. Those are still standing. intact. working. and doing whatever crown jewels do when they are not on the head. or giving head.Other crown jewels.More important ones. Royal in their own special way. Unique some might even say. But 'some' say a lot of things.I agree it's a rite of passage, and maybe the men need to go through at least some kind of a painful...
14 Aug 2008
IgNobel awards for useless research
Scientists at St Andrews University hit the headlines after announcing a study into the reasons why people blush.Experiments will include asking volunteers to suck a baby's bottle, and to sing the national anthem in front of friends or strangers.But if that sounds weird, it's nothing compared with some of the more outlandish studies academics around the world have dreamed up to pass the time.Some...
A dose of my favourite stand-up comedian
10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 20008) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw,...
13 Aug 2008
Cartoon sex
Other artists hang out h...
If I Were A Sport...
You Are BoxingYou are assertive, strong, and downright aggressive.You have the power to demolish your opponent...And you have the endurance to make sure the job is finished.What Olympic Sport Are You?Stole the idea from AmyThis Angel would have fallen worse had she been h...
Wordless Wednesday #3 - A Zimbwabe Cheque
More cheques coming your ...
What Happens...
Life is what you wish you had but you don't. It is what you see from a far and yearn for, or in some cases, actually pursue it diligently, if only to have a taste of what you think other out there might be enjoying. Life wheezes pass you like that cab that won't stop when you hail, but will not hesitate to splash muddy waters on you on the pavement. And as you watch it speed away, you realize that...
Wordless Wednesday #2
Bottle opener gifts I don't want for ChristmasThough you can get me something from here h...
Wordless Wednesday #1
I'm inspiredAnd more inspiration h...
Why I'm not sending my son to Boy Scout
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8 Aug 2008
What I Want
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5 Aug 2008
Why So Serious?
I have no relationship with him. I have never met, and now, never will. I would not have called myself a fan. And if you had asked me some of the people I would have loved to meet in my lifetime, he probably would not have been one of them.ButYesterday, I cried for him. From the minute he came on screen,...
4 Aug 2008
I'm coming out of the closet...
no, not that one you pervert. The other one.
Yes, the one without the sign on. You see, I will never open the other one for
other people's sake. Because of the stuff that will come tumbling out, some of which might hit you and give you a concussion the size of Texas, look like this >
We hardly...
