Showing posts with label office bugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label office bugs. Show all posts

4 Jun 2008

Things i wish i said to...

My boss:















Church Ministers:


Canadians:



My parents:

My geek pal


My high school arithmetics teacher:

Catholic (Irish) Women:

My boyfriend (when he pisses me)

That annoying bitch
That rude waiter (ess):


My Ex boyfriend:


What I'm saying to (all) bloggers:


29 May 2008

Little girls doing business

From: liiliumh2@yahoo.co.jp

Dear,

My name is Ms.Lillian Umah,I am a little girl,I have an inheritance from my Sick Mother to invest in your country,pls i want u to stand as father of business in claiming the money,the amount is $6.400,000 Million US Dollars.your reply will give you the full details.Thanks.

Ms Lillian.

- Lillian Umah

Me:

Dear Lilian,

Little huh? Too bad, because i know someone who likes doing business with little boys. Take care though, he's known to get away with his business partners automobiles.
Assuming you were totally bored and replied. What are some of the responses you would give?

20 May 2008

You know you need to leave the office (or do some work) when...

... you suddenly discover that it is actually weird that you are becoming acquainted with a bug you've been seeing on your in-tray and not done anything about for over a week!