A man is being chased by a lion in the jungle.
As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and prays.
'GOD WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE THIS
LION A CHRISTIAN!'
As requested, God makes the lion a Christian. As it reaches him, the lion kneels down and prays;
'THANK YOU LORD FOR PROVIDING THIS
MEAL. BLESS AS I EAT. AMEN'
Moral of the story ? Be Specific.
For instance, when you ask God to make you a millionaire do not forget to specify the currency because you may become a millionaire in Zimbabwe dollars (1 US Dollar = 371,283,808.37 Zimbabwe Dollars)
And you don't want to be carrying your money like this
As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and prays.
'GOD WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE THIS
LION A CHRISTIAN!'
As requested, God makes the lion a Christian. As it reaches him, the lion kneels down and prays;
'THANK YOU LORD FOR PROVIDING THIS
MEAL. BLESS AS I EAT. AMEN'
Moral of the story ? Be Specific.
For instance, when you ask God to make you a millionaire do not forget to specify the currency because you may become a millionaire in Zimbabwe dollars (1 US Dollar = 371,283,808.37 Zimbabwe Dollars)
And you don't want to be carrying your money like this
