A man is being chased by a lion in the jungle.
As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and prays.
'GOD WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE THIS
LION A CHRISTIAN!'
As requested, God makes the lion a Christian. As it reaches him, the lion kneels down and prays;
'THANK YOU LORD FOR PROVIDING THIS
MEAL. BLESS AS I EAT. AMEN'
Moral of the story ? Be Specific.
For instance, when you ask God to make you a millionaire do not forget to specify the currency because you may become a millionaire in Zimbabwe dollars (1 US Dollar = 371,283,808.37 Zimbabwe Dollars)
And you don't want to be carrying your money like this
23 May 2008
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4 commented:
Geezz.
Is that true?
$1 is equivalent to 340+ million in zimbabwe dollars?
It only means one thing, they are really one of the poorest country.
I pity those who are thriving to earn a living there..
Black Mind,
Yup, the Exchange rate is true see:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbabwean_dollar
Thanks for the laugh!
My pleasure, always!
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