23 May 2008

Life's Little Lessons

A man is being chased by a lion in the jungle.



As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and prays.



'GOD WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE THIS
LION A CHRISTIAN!'

As requested, God makes the lion a Christian. As it reaches him, the lion kneels down and prays;



'THANK YOU LORD FOR PROVIDING THIS
MEAL. BLESS AS I EAT. AMEN'


Moral of the story ? Be Specific.

For instance, when you ask God to make you a millionaire do not forget to specify the currency because you may become a millionaire in Zimbabwe dollars (1 US Dollar = 371,283,808.37 Zimbabwe Dollars)

And you don't want to be carrying your money like this


4 commented:

Blank Mind of Treizie said...

Geezz.
Is that true?
$1 is equivalent to 340+ million in zimbabwe dollars?

It only means one thing, they are really one of the poorest country.

I pity those who are thriving to earn a living there..

DarkAngelMe said...

Black Mind,

Yup, the Exchange rate is true see:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbabwean_dollar

Karen Zemek, author of "My Funny Dad, Harry" said...

Thanks for the laugh!

DarkAngelMe said...

My pleasure, always!

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