June 06, 2008

When I steal..

... I do let you know that I have. Today's post is stolen from a funny guy Papua New Guinea. Yep, I go that far.


Here goes...


When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.


When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.


In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.


When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.


When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but direction-less. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.


When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.


I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.


4 Comments:

  1. Dot Com Mogul said...
    Lol ... that was great. It's never stolen if you credit the source ... that's called shared. But I loved the story
    praning5254 said...
    This is a very interesting story. Indeed, men are never satisfied and have no contentment in life. Sadly, they never realize that until they're already...fallen.


    PS.
    Thanks for dropping by my site.
    Dark Angel said...
    @ dot com Mogul
    stealing sounds more naughty ;-)

    @ praning

    there is a story out there for women I'm sure I'll post it soon :-)
    praning5254 said...
    This is a very interesting story. Indeed, men are never satisfied and have no contentment in life. Sadly, they never realize that until they're already...fallen.


    PS.
    Thanks for dropping by my site.

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