This one in particular was asking the reader to post an answer to those hard hitting questions that teenagers send to Seventeen Magazine. It went like this:
Q: “What is the best way to let my mom know I’m pregnant?”
My response...
Dear confused pregnant teenager,
Unless your mother is the crazy, psychotic non-understanding type, she will definitely understand this one.You could tell her-
Mommy, i have something important to tell you. Danny and I were studying in the bedroom. We were setting up our apparatus for the Biology experiment. I was noticing that his apparatus kept growing huge and mine kept leaking. Suddenly, i tripped and fell coz the floor was now very wet. I hit Danny, who fell on top of me. Our apparatus got tangled on to each other. Every time i tried to get up, Danny pushed me down. He looked like he was in a lot of pain so i let him stay there for a while. Mom, you should have seen the expression on his face. After a few minuets, though it seemed shorter than that to me, his howled - like a dog does to the moon, only the dog sounds better - and collapsed on me. I think he got tired of trying to extricate himself. Funnily, his apparatus grew really small and it slid out.
You were parking the car by then , i did not think it was important to bother you with that. Plus Danny said it happens a lot during biology studies.
Do you think I'd have won the $25 gift voucher?
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