20 May 2008

Tables Judge Profession

My profile is still active on the dating site i met DVP, but modified. Today i logged in to about 10 messages waiting. This is hilarious!

Subject: hi,
From: The Hungarian Man
Date: 15-May-08

Hello baby,

I see that you realy are manager because we have same panel/table at company. I working at IBM - International Business machines corporation in Hungary as Test Engineer. (styorage business/DS 8000 series - www.ibm.com - storage - disk storage -DS8000 servers Now I am in the office.

. . . with lot of kisssssss,

Apparently, this guy believes I'm in the profession i say i am in because the panel / table that i am sitting at on the picture in my profile looks like the ones they have in their office. Leaves not a lot to be desired of Hungarians...

What if i was a call girl and took the picture in one of my client's offices? Or the tea girl who waited until everyone had left the office and sat at my bosses desk?

Still wondering how to respond to him! Help?

9 commented:

Anonymous said...

Nice post. I love the pic on your header. Do you live near that place?

Even Angels Fall said...

It's about 45 minutes drive from where i Live. Called Hell's Gate, in The Great Rift Valley part of Kenya

Anonymous said...

You know, I took the time to include various global translations on my blog header, just to cater for non-English speaking visitors.

Well if that's the kind of people I can expect from Hungary, they can go stuff themselves, really. That is totally fucking atrocious, it really is.

But thanks for the laughs and the blogroll linkage. I'll reciprocate as I normally do later on.

In the meantime, feel free to visit our latest post about dirty nazi ants who are taking over the world, one colony at a time!

Even Angels Fall said...

You can ban all Hungarian men on dating websites...

You're much welcome on the blogroll. I loved reading you.. still doing so.

Anonymous said...

I think dating sites should be banned in general but Craigslist is an awesome hive of blog fodder, it really is.

Thanks again. It's always good to know that our inane brain farts are appreciated. I guess that makes one more Kenyan subscriber. Google Analytics shows two Kenyans visiting TCOQ so far - yay!

Even Angels Fall said...

Don't be so harsh on dating sites... some of the population (meaning me)owe the existence of out love-lifes to them.

Are you sure Google is not counting me twice... had logged out, then logged back in, opened various posts in different windows ..

Anonymous said...

You're probably right. My admin panel has an announcement from Google, saying things have gone a bit wrong with the stats lately.

And I'm hoping that's true. I've been trying to get visitors from Greenland for ages now (don't ask why, I can't explain it myself) and there is still no activity.

Surely those Greenlanders have better things to do than race dogs across ice? Meh. Whatever. :)

Even Angels Fall said...

Maybe if you bombed them, or anything that increases their temperature by a Celsius, they might pay attention!

I know a guy who lived next door to a guy whose second cousin used to date the former boss of some guy who lives in Greenland.

Dr. Rob said...

Nice post. I love the pic on your header. Do you live near that place?